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Take him to the Grand Victoria Casino with you for luck!
Submitted by: Dominic
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Take him for an aerobatic airplane ride.
Submitted by: Dominic
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Duct tape him to the wing, or nosewheel of your Archer or even a Gulfstream!!! Give him the thrill of his life!
Submitted by: Bill O'Neill
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Use him, and as many of his little friends as you can get, as fill for all those grotesque Xs!
Submitted by: Steve
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Put him on a holding pattern over lake Michigan because of weather until he is really low on fuel and then tell him that his alternative is Gary, Indiana.
Submitted by: Jerome Chiecchio
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Take him to "AirVenture" at Oshkosh this year! Tie him to the runway, right on top of a big "X" and drop flour bombs on him!
Submitted by: Timothy
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Tie a rope around Dicks neck and hang him from your rear view mirror.
Submitted by: Chicago Cop
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Color in a little Hitler-style mustache:
This would give more people a clear impression of his power-hungry ultimate intentions.
Submitted by: Cautious Patriot
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Ask Dick to help you hand prop your airplane.
Submitted by: Airport Manager
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Take him to the Taste of Chicago on a day you played hookey from work.
Submitted by: pltsd
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