UH OH DICK! Governor Ryan is going to jail and guess what???
YOU'RE NEXT!!!

It'll be nice when the 2 of you can have a friendly game of "don't drop the soap" together. I'll make sure I send you a case of Demolition Dick dolls because I know your time in the big house will be stressfull.

Can't you guys just wait though, for the day we here on the news, that Betty Loren Maltese came in and kicked both their asses, on a dare??? LOL!!!

The Mighty "Dick" weighes in on the current "illegal immigration" debate!

Welcome to the country of Chicago?

03/30/06 - Once again, arrogence and ego rule the city of Chicago!! King Dick and Company yesterday decided that they will defy federal law, if that law criminalizes the 12 million illegal (already criminal) immigrants currently in this country!!!

Citing that city workers and police will not enforce immigration laws.

This should do WONDERS for Chicago's collar suburbs!!!

Atta boy Dick.....once again proving that this bubble-headed dope thinks he is still "above the law".

I wonder how his fair city will survive without any more money from the Fed's, should he decide to carry out his ridiculous threat???

Click here to see the story in the Chicago Sun Times

Welcome to the Chicago Pee Party!!!
800,000 gallons of partially treated sewage dumped in Lake Michigan

Just in time for the flock of illegal immigrants that will be jamming the city!! I wonder if the Dave Matthews Band would consider playing at this party??? ;-)

Click here to see the story in the Chicago Trbune...

Can someone PLEASE tell us what happened to the $8M fine the city was to receive from the FAA for tearing up Meigs Field???

03/29/06 - You might remember, some time ago that the FAA had said it was going to fine the city up to $8M dollars for using federal funds earmarked for O'Hare, and using it to destroy Meigs field.

Well....as usual, out of site, out of mind. Did the FAA drop the ball on this one, or did King Dick pay a couple Million and we never knew about it???

Drop us a line if you have any information on this little ditty....

What happened to the 8 million dollar
fine from the FAA??

May 11, 2005 -On November 10th of last year, the Chicago tribune last reported:

The FAA gave the city until Dec. 3 to explain why it should not pay back $1.5 million that it diverted from federal grants and airline passenger taxes to demolish Meigs and begin transforming the
lakefront airport into a park.

161 Days have now passed without a word on
this little tidbit. I searched the papers and have
not been able to find anything even closely
related! What do you suppose happened?
Another favor OWED the mighty Dick you have to ask???

Although it doesn't really matter I guess, because they (the FAA) gave Daley the millions of dollars as a "grant" (cough!) for better screening of bags at O'Hare.

Funny how they came up with that one. I just imagine
the conversation with Dick now.....

FAA: Sir.....we have some good news and we have some bad
news.

Dick: F**K you and your bad news. What's the good news you ass****?

FAA: We found $8 million dollars that we can give you as a (makes quotation marks in the air with his fingers) "grant" to offset the fine we'll have to give you for illegally using our money.

Dick: Illegally used my ass. You guys gave me that money and I can use it for whatever I damn well please! Now get the f**k outta my office, other people are out there just dying to give me their money!

FAA: Well.......ok sir..........but If we have to fine you anything else, I'm sure we can find you another (makes quotation marks in the air with his fingers again) "GRANT"! (laughs....) You ARE the King you know....

Dick: Yeah.....right....where's my NO-FLY ZONE? That God-damned Mouse has one in TWO places in this country!! Those damn little planes are like mosquito's!! They're everywhere dammit. They're going to get me!!! I'm telling you!

Regardless......there is NO way that the city can claim that destroying Meigs and using Federal funds to pay for it was legal as there was no terrorist threat to Chicago. The only threat was a short little man pissed off at the world, scared of little planes and bulldozers at his control.

Where's the fine FAA??? Enquiring minds want to know!